" A penny for my thoughts, oh no, I'll sell them for a dollar They're worth so much more after I'm a goner And maybe then you'll hear the words I been singin' Funny when you're dead how people start listenin " student(s) out of bed
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I don’t understand why it’s socially unacceptable for me to just say “Excuse me, my uterus is currently weeping tears of blood for my unconceived child.”
Kids....
- My Sister: Yeah becauase she has diabetes
- Nephew: I've had diabetes!
- Us: .....
- Nephew: oh wait, I mean diarhea!
- Us: .....BAHAHAHAHA
My tummy is speaking different languages to me…
It’s a talented organ!
