Penny 4 MY Thoughts

" A penny for my thoughts, oh no, I'll sell them for a dollar They're worth so much more after I'm a goner And maybe then you'll hear the words I been singin' Funny when you're dead how people start listenin " student(s) out of bed

liberalisnotadirtyword:

tentacletherapissed:

chocolatecakesandthickmilkshakes:

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

In

Case

Any

Of

You

Have

Doubts

About

This

Fact

(Also the hilarious case of crackers crying about racism due to it)

Remember back when Homeland Security released a report about the potential rise in terrorist activity from right-wing groups, and right-wingers nationwide foamed at the collective mouth in outrage? Seems a nerve was struck.

(via khaledcantfly)

sir-gluteus-maximus:

fuckyeahmelancholy:

greeneyesofdeath:

Are these the three stages of sex?? 

Which stage is Pikachu?

regret

sir-gluteus-maximus:

fuckyeahmelancholy:

greeneyesofdeath:

Are these the three stages of sex?? 

Which stage is Pikachu?

regret

(via sextnoise)

fuckmestupid:

FINALLY SOMEONE FUCKING DID IT

(via ohkatnisseverdeen)

geekycrap:

this is my favourite vine ever and I will never get tired of it

(via rebelhooker)

demundean:

you know what kills me, what really haunts my deepest darkest dreams? harry using lumos at privet drive in prisoner of azkaban to do his homework. WARNER BROTHERS! Harry Potter WAS NOT ALLOWED TO DO MAGIC OUTSIDE OF SCHOOL. THAT’S WHY HE RAN AWAY AFTER BLOWING UP HIS FUCKING AUNT. Do you understand the MAJOR continuity problem in your adaptation of this billion-dollar book series? DO YOU UNDERSTAND?

(via rebelhooker)

It’s funny when you text someone and then later that day see them update snapchat or tumblr or whateva and they still haven’t answered ur text. Like dang- I didn’t wanna talk to you anyway! I was just tryna help YOU out ahahah

amieworkbench:

every day of my life i laugh about sonic maurice hedgehog

amieworkbench:

every day of my life i laugh about sonic maurice hedgehog

(via beauty-full--soul)

This is what happens when I’m in my classroom and have no work to do.

(via sextnoise)

catduelist:

me if i ever get sent to prison

(via sextnoise)

flatsound:

i wanna feel how dogs feel when you let them go in a big field 

(via lmaoalien)

pomfette:

sarrzuu:

officialbeyonceknowles:

Stop over jealous and insecure boys 2014 

what the hell is hw even code for 

hand wjobs 

(via sextnoise)

I crave touch, yet I flinch every time someone is close enough.
I have become rather fearful I suppose (via expeditum)

(via hidden-adventure)

toastradamus:

no

the world is NOT a beautiful place

there is a fish that swims up urethras, anglerfish males dissolve their own face and turn into a gonad in order to reproduce, and there is a bug that drills his dick into the female because they don’t have vaginas

the world is a horrifying place

(via lmaoalien)