Penny 4 MY Thoughts

" A penny for my thoughts, oh no, I'll sell them for a dollar They're worth so much more after I'm a goner And maybe then you'll hear the words I been singin' Funny when you're dead how people start listenin " student(s) out of bed
  • me: im adorable like im literally the cutest person in every room i walk into
  • me 4 seconds later: behold the trash lord
Bromeo, oh Bromeo
I love you.. No homeo
Every Bro Ever (via frecklesandstitches)

(via khaledcantfly)

andrejpejicjimmyvegafanfic:

fewociouslilkitty:

andrejpejicjimmyvegafanfic:

guys: fight each other all the time

girls: support each other and share hand cream

Lol no. Girls are bitches to each other more often than not. If it isn’t to your face it’s behind your back.

maybe they are mean to you only. everybody in my group is supportive and we share hand cream.

(via -hewastheirfriend)

slayboybunny:

"sir what you did is literally 100 percent illegal"
"ok but get this: im a rich white person" 
"oh sorry about that sir" 

(via fergaliciousferret)

(via squellz)

5000letters:

i find it so incredibly attractive when someone is really good at something, like you can play the violin? damn son. you’re a really talented dj? good for you! i don’t care if you talk to me about quantum physics for an hour straight if i can see the passion in you at some point in that hour i’ll think “whoa, this is really hot.” 

(via laughlikethunder)

Well dang siri

Be with someone who would drive five hours, just to see you for one.
Nothing is impossible, the word itself says, “I’m possible!

silversora:

Allergies are weird as heck. You can snap a humans leg in half and they can recover but if you eat this peanut u dead

(via idontlikeyouijustwanttomakeout)

lenofi:

this is where i’d keep my scratching post…IF I HAD ONE

lenofi:

this is where i’d keep my scratching post…IF I HAD ONE

(via nodaybuttodaytodefygravity)

fragilegifts:

Sometimes recovery is waking up early to write in coffee shops and practicing yoga and eating lots of fruit and chocolate and sometimes it’s staying in bed all day and hiding from the world until you can stop crying. All of this is okay. What’s important is that you take care of yourself no matter what kind of day you’re having.

(via brookeelizabeths)