Penny 4 MY Thoughts

" A penny for my thoughts, oh no, I'll sell them for a dollar They're worth so much more after I'm a goner And maybe then you'll hear the words I been singin' Funny when you're dead how people start listenin " student(s) out of bed

My cat currently

borwnie:

I asked the lady how much they would charge for a pedicure if someone only had one toe and the lady said the same amount and I was like :-o

durbikins:

…sorry that your bitch asses came into my house uninvited

(via boychic)

clraft:

how am i supposed to forget you when every time i go outside i see things that remind me of you

like:

  • garbage cans
  • dog shit
  • asshole people
  • those babies that you want to punch in the face because they wont stop crying no matter what

(via rebelhooker)

preppywannabee:

katiaobinger:

the true american experience is wondering if you just heard firecrackers or gunshots

the true canadian experience is being absolutely sure what you heard was firecrackers

(via this--too--shall--pass)

This one’s a funny

abomasnow:

ignoranthipster:

abomasnow:

what if a follower transferred to your school just to try and get close to you

i would actually do this *creeper alert*

you realize that isn’t quirky or cute this is the kind of stuff horror movies are made of

(via spicy-vagina-tacos)

bertiebottselliebean:

sixpenceee:

Sometimes the internet can be a great place. 

I’m not crying you’re crying

(via toucher)

(via sextnoise)

eskatoad:

i will never stop

(via cleverlittlemongoose)

unshaped:

THE FOOT IS KILLING ME

(via spicy-vagina-tacos)

toucher:

unfollovv:

i’ve never taken a cold shower bc when cold meets hot there’s a reaction

That still doesn’t explain why you don’t take cold showers.